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© 2019 GET GARCIA

 

WHAT I DO

Ads, ads and more ads with a few brochures

thrown in for good measure.

I've written oodles of spots and have been lucky enough to produce some of them.

I love radio. A lot.

Hopefully, you can hear it in these

17 spots.

I write content worth reading for consumers worth the effort. Which is everyone.

This is what happens when I open Adobe Illustrator instead of Microsoft Word.

 
 

WORK I'VE DONE 

 

WHAT I'VE LEARNED

I have learned that writing makes me happy first, pays my bills second.

 

I have learned that in past lives I was Dorothy Parker and Mae West.

 

I have learned that Lucky Charms are not magically delicious in sour milk.

 

I have learned that I get my sense of humor from my dad.

 

I have learned that I am not as good as I wish to be.

I have learned that I am better than I think.

 

I have learned never to ask, “Does this make me look fat?”

I have learned never to operate heavy machinery after taking cough syrup.

I have learned never to ask for criticism if what I expect is praise.​

I have learned never to change someone else’s car stereo without asking.

 

I have learned that wanting something bad enough is not enough.

 

I have learned that it never hurts to “just ask.”