WHAT I DO
Ads, ads and more ads with a few brochures
thrown in for good measure.
I've written oodles of spots and have been lucky enough to produce some of them.
I love radio. A lot.
Hopefully, you can hear it in these
I write content worth reading for consumers worth the effort. Which is everyone.
This is what happens when I open Adobe Illustrator instead of Microsoft Word.
WORK I'VE DONE
WHAT I'VE LEARNED
I have learned that writing makes me happy first, pays my bills second.
I have learned that in past lives I was Dorothy Parker and Mae West.
I have learned that Lucky Charms are not magically delicious in sour milk.
I have learned that I get my sense of humor from my dad.
I have learned that I am not as good as I wish to be.
I have learned that I am better than I think.
I have learned never to ask, “Does this make me look fat?”
I have learned never to operate heavy machinery after taking cough syrup.
I have learned never to ask for criticism if what I expect is praise.
I have learned never to change someone else’s car stereo without asking.
I have learned that wanting something bad enough is not enough.
I have learned that it never hurts to “just ask.”