THINGS I HAVE SURVIVED
Immigrating from Cuba.
Blockbuster Video on a Friday night.
The Jersey Shore during Memorial Day Weekend.
Being chased by the bouncer at CBGB.
All-you-can-eat crab legs at Captain George’s Crab Shack.
Cats the Musical.
Interning at (then) Crispin & Porter.
7 quarters/Studio Weeks at The Portfolio Center.
Driving 9 screaming bridesmaids up a mountain in a ‘93 Aerostar.
The Daily Special at Joker Joe’s Truck Stop & Souvenir Shop.
Being fired by a one-time Olympic curler/first-time CD.
Writing the first 257 pages of a novel.
An Opeth concert in uncomfortable shoes.
Every single episode of Dora the Explorer.
Freelancing for 13 ridiculously terrifying and glorious years.
Returning to full-time agency life. Twice.
The worst sequel to the movie Outbreak ever produced.